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What Does Facial Hair Say About Your Sex Life?
For over a century, anthropologists have worked to identify character traits and their specific relevance or relationship to facial hair. Throughout the world, it is a universal belief that a long, grey beard such as that of Gandalf the wise or Harry Potter’s Dumbledore, represents wisdom. But what does Magnum P.I.’s mustache mean? Does a goatee have meaning? And what did those small germanic mustaches actually represent? A study by Dr. James Brussel reveals a distinct connection between facial hair and sexuality. Beyond the intellectual exercise, Dr. Brussel explores unique sexual preferences that often correlate to your facial hair grooming habits.
By James A. Brussel10 years ago in Filthy
Curious Case of Penis Envy
Just one year ago, an attractive redhead, Betty L., came to my clinic and said: “I don’t know what’s wrong with me, Doctor. I have a wonderful husband, twelve splendid children, a girlish figure, and a brand-new house in an expensive neighborhood. But I feel I’m missing something.” Like many other women her age, Betty L. lacked a penis but was unable to verbalize her sense of inadequacy. She was aware only of a vague, liquid emptiness, a throbbing gap, a bittersweet bodily vacuity, if you will, something she couldn’t quite put her finger on or around, “as if a thing that should be there isn’t.”
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
Alpha Male Fantasy
Louis C. is a 34-year-old, 6’ man in generally good health, except for a touch of phlebitis. Although he is developing something of a paunch, Louis C. has powerful, sloping shoulders and looks as if he might have been a good athlete in his youth. As sales manager for a medium-size corporation, he averages $20,000 a year.
By Robert Chartham10 years ago in Filthy
Sensual Massage Oils
It’s all in the wrists. A little massage oil doesn’t hurt either. Whether it’s scented, flavored, or contains natural ingredients, turn down the lights, hit the play button, and rub each other down. Massages are a wonderful way to add some romance to your sex life. And this story always has a happy ending.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
What Is Consensual Adultery?
Out of all the experiences thus far in my life, marriage has been hands down, the most challenging. I know, I know, you would assume I would say parenting because I just love to complain about the crappy diapers, sleepless nights, and leftover fat that is motherhood, but no way Jose, marriage absolutely takes the “difficulty” cake. Don’t get me wrong, raising children (and good ones at that) is no easy task with them constantly testing our patience, kindness, and sanity, but there is one huge difference that makes it all worth it and that is unconditional love. Not a day goes by where I don’t feel the undeniable love from both of my children. Even after a slap on the wrist or a 10-minute time out, they are guaranteed to not only forgive me but hug, kiss, and love me mere moments later. Now for my husband, not so much. If only he would show affection minutes after I rip him a new asshole, then life would be just grand. Usually after a fight with my bitchy filthy-mouthed self, doors are slammed and names are called and if I’m really feeling feisty I’ll throw in a bullshit threat as a cherry on top. Then the pity party ensues, the sulking, and the pondering if this is what marriage is supposed to be like. It’s crazy how a few minutes of nasty word vomit can erase years of happiness.
By Jus L'amore10 years ago in Filthy
Can Anal Sex Be Pleasurable?
Ladies, we have a confession to make; we know how much anal sex you’re having. It turns out that at least 1 in 3 straight women in the US has tried anal at some point in her life. The National Institutes of Health performed a study in January 2016 on the prevalence of heterosexual anal intercourse among men and women. Thirty percent of women and 35 percent of men reported having HAI in the previous year. Women who reported having tried anal were usually in their 20s and reportedly had higher levels of both income and education. While anal sex was equally common among women of all ethnic and racial backgrounds, it was more common among those who were either married to or already living with their partners than it was among single women.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
Fur Fetish Fantasy
Marian K. is a 26-year-old, 5’5”; woman in good health. She has long, red hair wound tightly on top of her head, brown eyes, and a full but sulky mouth that is turned down at the corners. She is divorced, has one child, and supports herself as a pianist in cocktail bars.
By Robert Chartham10 years ago in Filthy
How to Score on the First Date
I know what you’re thinking. “Why the hell is a woman writing an article about men scoring on the first date?” However, if you really think about it, who better than an experienced, educated, and (once) slightly promiscuous chick to advise you on how and what to do in order to achieve sexual success on the first date? Or as I like to call it, “sexcess.”
By Jus L'amore10 years ago in Filthy
Understanding Foot Fetishism
This little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy you sucked on, and this little piggy made you cum. Ahhh, nothing like an innocent child’s rhyme to get us on topic, eh? If you haven’t already guessed, today we are exploring the secretive yet oh so sensual world of foot fetishes and the many ways to please them.
By Jus L'amore10 years ago in Filthy
How to Use Butt Plugs
Butt plugs are the next big trend in adult toys. Although using a butt plug can sound intimidating, once you’ve learned how to use butt plugs correctly, many people find them to be stimulating enhancements to their sex lives. The anus is a highly erotic zone, and stimulating it before, during, or after sex can bring a new level of pleasure to men and women alike. Whether you want to enjoy a butt plug periodically during sex or want to rely on the filling sensation during masturbation you’ll find plenty of reasons to love playing with butt plugs. This guide which will help butt plug beginners gradually and safely adjust to anal penetration. Welcome to the world of backdoor pleasures!
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
Are You an Exhibitionist?
He pushed me against the window and I knew people were watching, but I didn’t care. In fact, I wanted them to see. I, like millions of people worldwide, am an exhibitionist. We get stimulated by the fact that someone is watching us do something that is arousing them. Whether it’s getting undressed in front of an open window or videotaping yourself and a partner during sex, exhibitionism serves as an outlet for many people to embrace kinks that they never would have tried before. Like every fetish, exhibitionism varies on a scale. Some people enjoy sending naked photos to another, knowing that the person on the receiving end desires them. More extreme cases of exhibitionism can include having sex in a public place, or letting people watch them during sex. Although there is a dirty stigma surrounding exhibitionism, in retrospect, many people might have exhibitionist tendencies and not even know it.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
Understanding Sexual Fantasies
Harold M. is a 47-year-old, 5'9" man who is in generally good health although he is a bit anemic. Apart from being a pharmacist, he is married, has two children, and earns about $30,000 a year. He is almost completely bald and wears a brown toupee. His fantasy world is based on past experiences and the text that follows is written from his perspective.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
